Epic Of Time Wasted

2011-12-06T22:12:00.002+08:00

This used to be where I express myself. Twitter has taken over this spot apparently.

I do miss writing over here at times, but the urge to write isn't there anymore.

Also, just as I care only for a handful of people's thoughts, I'm sure very few of you care for what I have to say. Again those are written on my twitter instead.

This is basically the last post I'll ever write over here. Yes this is pretty redundant. I guess this post goes out to those spam bots who does inhabit my chatbox instead.

Victims

2011-02-24T19:39:00.002+08:00

"I once had a friend who's just like you. Treats relationship the exact same way you are. Getting into one just for that momentary pleasure. And never going in for the long run and with sex as the pinnacle to every relationship he got himself into."

"And what happen to him now?"

"He's married."

When it comes to love and romance, both my grandfather and father has been really chivalrous.
I dont see myself breaking that trend.

I think I might just start writing again.

2010-08-21T02:18:00.003+08:00

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Only you can make me feel this way.

insert witty post title here

2010-07-22T23:28:00.006+08:00

So all of a sudden I have this urge to write something... anything. But as per usual, any urge I have on writing is instantly gone the instance I actually tried writing. But hey here goes:

Morning Shits.

I'm not sure what it is, but lately, every morning I wake up feeling like I just swam through a river of shit or if you prefer me putting it bluntly, feeling shitty. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed? Please I've been waking up to only one side of the bed for the past 6 years. But then again, I was never a morning person in the first place, but lately its just getting unbearable.

I Wish God Has Twitter.

I've been asking myself some really stupid questions lately. Well its not stupid, its just something nobody can give me an answer to. Except God maybe. But this is a question I have to ask God personally over a cup of coffee, and thats not gonna happen anytime soon. Though I suspect that would make an interesting book title; "Coffee With God".

Personality Resumé.

I was never exactly the "go-to-guy". In fact, I was more of a "where-did-he-come-from-guy". But I'm fine with that. I never enjoyed being the center of attention. Heck, most of the time I just avoid it. I'm not anti-social either, I'm just bad at the social game, thats all. Also I have self-esteem issues. But thats a story for another day I guess.

Hitler is a Pretty Nice Guy.

Its easy to tell if someone dislikes you. You can tell by the tone of their voice, their body language when you're around them, how they talk to you, etc (ProTip: If somebody tells you to that they wish you'd just die, chances are, they hate you). I'm fine with people not liking me. I'm aware of my flaws. I won't kill myself over it. Its a mind over matter thing: I don't mind because most of the time, they don't matter shit.

But I won't lie, it hurts when you realized that the people whom you actually care for, never felt the same.

Achtung Baby.

I have 181 contacts on my MSN. 28 of them are currently online. On average I only talked to... 1 person. But I'm cool with that. Because I'll never get bored talking to her and hopefully, vice versa.

She's that awesome.

Cheers to you darling.

2010-06-24T23:29:00.002+08:00

I miss the days where I just come up here and write whatever nonsense that's going through my head.

But that's just me.

2010-06-02T01:11:00.002+08:00

For what its worth,

I think I'm crazy for you.

Sundown to Sundown ``~

2010-05-20T17:23:00.003+08:00

I seem to enjoy sitting down by the foyer of college and just stare at the rain. There seems to be some sort of therapeutic effect in just staring blankly at the rain. I don't know whether its the smell, the sight or the sound, but something about the rain calms me down. Its as though I can just sit there for hours and hours without a care in the world and oblivious to the surrounding. Well, except maybe...

"Dude, check out her boobs!"

I laugh. College students at their finest.

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library" - Frank Zappa

~In flimsy nightgowns, barefoot she dances in the rain,
Sundown to sundown, like she was washing way her pain~

~As she is beatiful, she's unpredictable,
Damned irresistible, is it plausible to hate her?~

~She is my common sense, revels on decadence,
But what's the difference? It's an impossible debate~

2010-05-10T13:49:00.003+08:00

So it must be good.

A little love ``~

2010-05-03T20:54:00.004+08:00

Just a little ♥ goes a long way.

We're missed ``~

2010-05-02T21:59:00.001+08:00

She misses us Malay and Chinese. Awww you.

No luck for the Indian it seems

2010-05-02T15:55:00.001+08:00

The most lyrically challenging song ever.

2010-04-28T15:33:00.003+08:00

"Lets see, I started work at 3, and now is.... almost 6. Means I've been working for 3 hours already. I have to work for 8 hours, meaning I still got.... 5 more hours to go."

"Planning your work schedule Jayde?"

"No I'm just wondering if its too early to use my break..."

2010-04-09T17:14:00.000+08:00

Because being a douche is ♥

gasp A Blog Post??? ``~

2010-03-28T19:31:00.002+08:00

Oh yes, I finally decided to write something after all.

I find it hard to close down this blog or ignore it cuz ya know, I kinda enjoy rereading what I wrote here. Its a good reminder of how retarded or bored I am. Does that make me narcissistic? I dont think so.

A new semester has started in Sunway and so far my lecturers are as interesting as a rock. But I still got two more lecturers to meet so yeah, fingers crossed.

Oh oh and also, Sunway Medical Centre Starbucks has become my new favorite after college hangout place thanks to this cina lady called JayDee Lok <-- Clicky. So you can almost always find me there after college :D

Oh btw, I'm feeling happy these past few months. Just thought I'd throw that in here.

2010-02-12T12:55:00.002+08:00

Yes. They are.

2010-02-05T17:30:00.000+08:00

So I'm not that active on this blog anymore. Basically its all thanks to Twitter. If yur all that interested for whatever reason in getting updates from me, just fking follow my Twitter.

White Lies is awesome.

2010-01-26T23:16:00.001+08:00

I never noticed my heart before....

2010-01-16T21:44:00.001+08:00

2010-01-14T00:17:00.001+08:00

That feeling an addict would get when he's not receiving his drug. Thats what this feels like. I'm just not sure what drugs I'm missing.

Bad Religion ``~

2010-01-08T23:36:00.003+08:00

Church burning in Kuala Lumpur

This is the kind of nonsense that make me want to get the fuck out of this country more.

I mean seriously what. the. fuck?

If the group who did this are Muslims, congratulations. You have just successfully screwed us even harder then we already are.

If the group who did this are politicians, I'm not fucking surprise. More reason for me to gtfo of here.

If the group who did this are Christians, we have gotten ourselves royally trolled

If the group who did this just simply want to cause a religious unrest, then the end of earth is pretty much close at hand.

Whats wrong with this damn country.

Lifestick ``~

2010-01-04T21:41:00.002+08:00

This is a lifestick.

Do not ask any question. Just accept that this is a lifestick.

Its so gay that only the manliest of man can use it.

This is a lifestick.

Buhbai 09 ``~

2009-12-31T21:55:00.002+08:00

Oh hai. So like I suppose I am entitled to write a last-blog-post-of-the-year-post thingy like everyone else who is active on their blog.

So 2009 has been quite a satisfying year for me. Well satisfying is such a relative term really. Because if you look at me this year you'll see that I don't really have anything to be satisfied about.

I actually typed out a whole bunch of stuff concerning this year and realized that its basically the same fucking shit that I went through last year. Its just stupid to type it all out again.

The only thing that I really think is worth mentioning is that I faced a shitload more self realization about myself as compared to previous years.

And also, this is the year in which I truly believed that ignorance is the biggest cancer in society. Yes I suppose this is pretty random. But it is worth noting.

Lastly, wishing Ms. Samantha Ong a very happy birthday. Though I don't think she checks my blog anymore. And also she didn't even wish me for my birthday this year.

So yes this is my end of year post. I just wanna say to all my friends that even though at times I might not show it, I love yall trully (lol ok this is a lie. Some of you are just pathetic).

Except for that girl who wish I was dead. You on the other hand, can just burn in hell.

Happy New Year people. God bless you.

On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me Gas Leak ``~

2009-12-26T19:44:00.003+08:00

*jade.:	your brushes with death are... scary...

I wouldn't disagree.

When I was 6 I almost got thrown out of a speeding bus. The bus lady was too dumb to close the bus door. An emergency brake nearly toss me out to the busy road if it weren't for that beautiful shiny pole I was grabbing on to. So if you had question about my love for long hard shiny poles, this is why.

A year later a car almost ran over my head. I was lying down on the road. I was 7. I was stupid. Gimme a break. On another note I still have this fondness for lying down on the middle of the road. Havent got the chance to do it though.

And then in form 5 I accidentally walk in on Crystal while she was changing. I managed not to get mutilated thanks to quick reflex and constant vigilance to ensure that no vulnerable blood vessel and veins were left unprotected. And also by keeping my mouth shut for a good 4 months.

First year of college in Taylors, Vishal's ass was accidentally revealed to the world. A little part inside of me died. I was never the same since.

And this year on Christmas eve, apparently there was a massive gas leak in my house. As in the gas tank in my house was not shut tied properly. It wasn't until 3 a.m till my mum woke up thanks to the smell of gas. My dad close the tank. Apparently our house was literally a spark away from being blown up. Thankfully the parias who usually smoke behind my house in the alley wasn't around that night.

I'm still alive. And hopefully for a good amount of decades to come.

I'm Well Aware ``~

2009-12-23T20:59:00.004+08:00

On the way home from dinner, my family and I pass by this Chinese family who apparently have a whole village of sons and daughters with them (around 8 or 9 cant remember).

Me: Oh shit thats alot of children

Dad: Well Irfan, when father and mother kiss kiss, thats what comes out lah.

Dad: Except you loh, I donno why we kiss kiss only you come out.

Mom: Means you kiss kiss not good lah!

My parents were saying all that in an apek accent. It was seriously the most sincere laugh I ever gave.

I believe, its moment like this, is what makes life worth living.

I love my parents.

2009-12-22T13:02:00.001+08:00

And I wonder...

2009-12-21T00:18:00.001+08:00

Why do people find it so hard to believe that they are loved?

Because All Long Post Needs A Title``~

2009-12-11T19:52:00.003+08:00

Really I get annoyed by people who at first, tells everyone, mother grandfather uncle butler, on how much they look forward to the holiday and the bitch about how boring the holiday is. And once holiday actually ended, they complained on why the holiday is so damn short. Yeah well fuck all of you. That's why I don't look forward to holidays. So at least I could bitch about it being boring without being the least hypocritical. But fuck me anyway I'm already a hypocrite.

Currently I'm being as productive as a fucking rock. Yes playing Dragon Age by day and move to World Of Warcraft is incredibly productive. But alas, this is holiday. With most of the jokers I want to hang out with all in some orang putih country I'm stuck at home. K lah my fault I fuck around in my A-Levels.

Rite apparently my tauren bear just got fucked by some wolf. That doesnt make sense at all. BEAR VS WOLF. PRETTY SURE BEAR ARE SUPPOSE TO WIN.

Shit game dun make sense yet I'm enjoying it.

I'm aware that this is as useless as a blog post can get but wtf can you do about it right? Nothing interesting happen.

Unless you want me to post on my daily activities and followed by a bunch of picture of myself camwhoring.

No? Srsly? ~~I'd post nude if you guys ask nicely.~~

Sigh I should just get a job.

2009-12-01T00:30:00.002+08:00

December.

The month which I love and loath.

Oh December. You're the only month in the calendar in which I actually give a crap.

2009-11-29T21:31:00.000+08:00

Oh Google. You are so amazing yet so retarded at times.

2009-11-25T00:14:00.002+08:00

I'm being attacked by Twilight fans and doom-sayers.

What do they have in common?

They're both obsessed with bullshit.

2009-11-24T21:00:00.001+08:00

"Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci.""
~Watchmen~

2009-11-22T23:46:00.002+08:00

No this is not how I'm feeling right now. On the contrary I'm feeling rather crappy.

But I like this picture.

Thats it. Nothing more. Nothing less. I simply like this picture.

2009-11-21T17:37:00.002+08:00

Apparently, at one point of the day today, I honestly thought I was literally going to die.

Never felt this tortured before.

2009-11-18T23:19:00.004+08:00

"You have wit"

"But you don't want me"

Edit: What exactly do I want?

I Want a Lack of Ass ``~

2009-11-12T19:17:00.002+08:00

Agreed with practically everything she said and is the reason why I stop listening to ra dio.

Because people are generally stupid. Myself is no exception.

Epic of Self Pawnage 2 ``~

2009-11-10T21:51:00.001+08:00

MIND BLOWN

2009-11-08T16:29:00.000+08:00

Shit I know this is beyond lifeless but still.....T.T

Epic of Self Pawnage ``~

2009-11-06T21:14:00.001+08:00

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ When passion colors everything says:
*Ya know
*95% of the internet population would believe anything you said if you put statistic in it

J.S.INTernational says:
*o.o really?

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ When passion colors everything says:
*Yeah
*Im doing it on my friend right now rofl

J.S.INTernational says:
*rofl
*that guys kinda stupid no?
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We roll in other peoples stupidity

2009-11-04T20:40:00.001+08:00

Never in my entire life did I ever expect to see a Greek sculpture and Nasi Lemak in one picture.

Still Frame ``~

2009-11-01T14:58:00.007+08:00

Won't be much of a blog update but recently I have just watched

I have to admit this chick flick is better then I expected in a sense that it actually have a decent and rather unpredictable plot. Though I was rather taken aback at how the chick acted like some cheap whore in the beginning. Then there are some morally confusing moment where I went "wohkayyy... wtf" like how [SPOILER]The dude went back in time and kissed the younger version of his wife (Slightly pedo-ish and also I cant help thinking that hes cheating on his present-older wife). And then theres also how his wife had sex with his younger husband. I was terribly confused on whether thats wrong or right.[/SPOILER]
Eh shit doing a spoiler tag like this is not sexy at all. ~~SU YEE ARGHHH WHY ONLY YUR BLOG LAYOUT CAN DO THIS FUNKY SHIT.~~

On another note, movies that I am quite excited to watch =3:

I was amused by the trailers. And of course, blue skin alien sex.

Been a fan of the cartoon show. Hopefully it wont get butchered by Hollywood. Then again its M.Night Syamalan. Expectation Lvl: Drop by 5

I jizzed a little when I found out they were making the 3rd movie *flails about*

Because Su Yee got me curious about it.

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Wanna complete my comp app assignment but I have no idea how to move about damn it.

2009-10-29T14:33:00.000+08:00

~~fuck this shit~~

2009-10-26T20:54:00.000+08:00

2009-10-24T23:24:00.000+08:00

Apparently even bookstores gets emo these days.

2009-10-23T00:03:00.000+08:00

True story

2009-10-22T00:28:00.001+08:00

~Only time will tell
Time will turn and tell~

~We are who we were when
Could have been lovers but at least you're still my day late friend
we are who, we are who we were when~

~Who knew what we know now
Could have been more but at least you're still my day late friend
We are who, we are who we were when~

Farking the emo sial

2009-10-19T22:10:00.003+08:00

You don't have to rid of my nightmares. I just want to stop dreaming altogether.

2009-10-19T13:25:00.002+08:00

Every morning I wake up to a different nonsensical dream. Go to class for 1~2 hours and head to FTZ with friends. This is getting insanely tiring.

2009-10-17T22:08:00.002+08:00

Dumdeedumdumdum

Nation's Retardation ``~

2009-10-16T14:38:00.008+08:00

This post is dedicated to a certain friend of mine. I'm pretty sure none of you are interested but in case you're that curious her name is Jaydee. Jaydee Lok. Now read that like how Bond pronounce his name.

Heres the thing about Jaydee (I'm gonna call her J.D now for short. Not to be mistaken for the other cooler male J.D I know, though thats not saying much.), shes retarded. Sometimes retarded in the cute funny kinda way, sometimes its just nonsensical. Go figure which one comes in more often. Oh did I mention shes a loser?

She also thinks I'm a retarded loser. Which is why I think we enjoy each others company. Well at least I enjoy her company. So everytime we hang out you get to see 2 retarded loser walking around pyramid with nonsense sprouting out of each others mouth. She talks alot. And not to mention that she talks really fast. Yet for some reason I often listen and understood her. Maybe its just a weird way how the universe wants to torture me. Or maybe its just how our retarded nature synchronised with each other. I dont know. The main point is that she talks alot of nonsense really fast and I understood her.

Hey if great mind thinks alike, why not the retarded one as well?

When she first saw me she claims I was smelling my toe. This is a lie. I wasn't smelling my toe. I have an incredibly sexy feet. I was just admiring it. I also once defended her in tuition because our teacher scolded her for something she did not do. Thinking back, I slightly regretted doing that. Because seeing her getting scolded would be funny. But hey I was young and stupid (she still thinks I am stupid, I think so too because I'm still friends with her.)

If you read everything up to this point and comes to a conclusion that I dislike her or something, I'd like you to go back to grade school, because your literature failed so badly. As a matter of fact I rather sayang this girl for no apparent good reason. Shes one of those few people who can message or call me in the middle of the night while I'm sleeping and does not get a "Fuck off" as a reply. And not to mention shes on the top of my list of my most favourite dungu.

Also I'm dedicating a post for her. Isn't that saying something already.

Oh btw she might not admit it, but I think she have a slight fetish for my hair. Cant blame her though, everyone does.

This is Jaydee btw. I stole this picture from yur facebook. Of course I considered asking your permission, but I got lazy and just copy and past it niwae. I would like to put that picture of her with a Lama but I'm scared that people will get confused on who is who.

Edit: She demanded that I mention the awesomeness she did on Baskin Robbin yesterday. I (being the incredibly charming, kind gentleman I am) decided to belanja her a scoop of ice cream at Baskin Robbin. She wanted Green Tea the dude told her it was out. So she asked for Mint Chocolate Chip instead, but that too was out. Of course naturally being a woman, she did what woman do best; Sucking Up. And guess what? The dude got her a cup full of leftover Mint Chocolate Chip Ice cream. As in, betul betul full. Damn this girl makes me wish I was a woman sometimes.
*Double edit for the ice cream flavor*

2009-10-15T21:05:00.002+08:00

Funny how I got some major inspiration to blog, with every single words etch in my head, so motivated and so convince that I'll make one long and meaningful post during the day but the moment I sat down in front of a computer, everything went down the drain.

2009-10-13T21:01:00.000+08:00

2009-10-12T20:09:00.001+08:00

Twitter is kinda taking over my blogging mojo. Crap.

2009-10-05T15:02:00.002+08:00

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ Love is our resistance says:
ohohho
lol
vishals dotaing
hes still trying hard

*jade. says:
lol awh
i sure as hell feel his pain........

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ Love is our resistance says:
=(
dun worry
you have something he doesnt

*jade. says:
boobs?

ĄƒŕǾ ``~ Love is our resistance says:
my replays
LOL

*jade. says:
oh
LOL

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Boobs.

Su Yee have them.

2009-10-03T20:26:00.000+08:00

"OMG you got hit by a car? Did you die?"

Asshole.

2009-10-01T21:40:00.002+08:00

Oh those days were fun as hell.

They say I wasted a year and a half. They don't know shit.

Oh oh I suppose I'll start using them twitter now.

Do follow me up =)

2009-10-01T00:13:00.001+08:00

Syok sendiri in my room singing Sugar, Were going down.

This is the fucking life lah.

My Interpretation ``~

2009-09-29T12:33:00.002+08:00

"today seems like international "wake up feeling shitty" day..." - Quote Su Yee.

And yes. Today I woke up with a splitting headache, blisters on leg and a terrible nightmare to boot.

In my dream me and my pregnant wife (dun ask. shes just there.) was running away from 2 homosexual rapist.

And I woke up after I stabbed one of the rapist wif a gardening scythe from his stomach through his heart. Bloody gory. And the image is burned into my head. Blood flowing down the river and all.

Then the splitting headache came.

And now my plock isnt loading. Shit today doesnt seems like a good day.

2009-09-29T00:46:00.001+08:00

~Was this over before
Before it ever began
Your kiss
Your calls
Your crutch
Like the devils got your hand
This was over before
Before it ever began
Your lips
Your lies
Your lust
Like the devils in your hands~

2009-09-26T12:05:00.000+08:00

Go. To. Hell.

2009-09-23T12:12:00.001+08:00

Look the leaves are dead
The moments gone there's no surrender
Forever now unsaid
The words that might've warmed december
Cos it's all inside your head
Like fragments of a dream you remember
So never mind your clever mind never mind me

2009-09-22T22:04:00.000+08:00

Have a safe flight and good luck Vie :)

2009-09-21T07:37:00.002+08:00

I have a twitter account and I am still contemplating with myself on whether I should use it.

Oh and I found this

Seriously?

2009-09-17T18:13:00.001+08:00

From Drop Box

wtfisthisbullcrapidontknow

Imagination ``~

2009-09-13T21:33:00.004+08:00

I think its safe to say that I do not own any single piece of this artwork. I found this while I was browsing around 4chan and I decided to post it here because I thought it was epic cool. Credits to the artist of the pictures.

Mr. Mime

Charizard

Cubone

Hitler Pikachu

Togepi

Epic Of Time Wasted

Victims

*insert witty post title here*

Sundown to Sundown ``~

A little love ``~

We're missed ``~

*gasp* A Blog Post??? ``~

Bad Religion ``~

Lifestick ``~

Buhbai 09 ``~

On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me Gas Leak ``~

I'm Well Aware ``~

Because All Long Post Needs A Title``~

I Want a Lack of Ass ``~

Epic of Self Pawnage 2 ``~

Epic of Self Pawnage ``~

Still Frame ``~

Nation's Retardation ``~

My Interpretation ``~

Imagination ``~

Peace and Love ``~

"Nice-Fucking-Tits" ``~

The Past Is Real ``~

Fearless ``~

For the Lulz ``~

Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year

Goodnight Sweet Prince ``~

The Kill ``~

Aftershock ``~

Story ``~

Perfection``~

Madness ``~

Man Gang Rape Porcupine, Porcupine Rapes Back ``~

insert witty post title here

gasp A Blog Post??? ``~